Since we're now a decade into a new millennium, I have taken it upon myself for the welfare of Ogres, Men, Werewolves and all other inhabitants of this miserable little planet to revise the age old sayings of the past into more suitable versions for our times. And here we go (any additions are eagerly accepted and awaited):
1. Early to bed and early to rise makes man an early man
2. Too err is human, to forgive not so, so why bother
3. A stitch in time is for sissies
4. If at first you don't succeed, try again and if you still don't succeed, google for instructions
5. A penny saved is for bus fare
6. A fool and his money are excellent friends
7. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a trip to the servicing center
8. Cheats sometimes prosper
9. He who laughs last gets the joke the slowest
10. When the going gets tough ask for help
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