An Alternate Universe

Having recently watched an alternate universe of FRIENDS for the umpteenth time, these are some of the conclusions I have made, IF I were in an alternate universe:

1. I would have been Jim Carrey

2. Satty would have been Rosie O' Donnell

3. Mythili would have been caretaker of an orphanage who worked part-time as a cab driver (with a husband who worked part-time at poker tables in Las Vegas)

4. Beni would have been Madonna

5. Babie would have been a professional wrestler

6. Bishock would have been President of the U.S.A

7. Ajith would have been a gay porn star, oh wait I think he is one in this world too

8. Maha would have been my dream girl

9. Kvulo would have been Hugh Hefner

10. Ruki would have been in the army

11. Joseph (my nephew) would have been a rock star

12. Bikram would have been a hired assasin (who loves playing crosswords in his free time)

13. Ferdy would have been Don Williams

14. Jimmy would have been a police dog

15. Ruth would have been captain of the Indian Women Football team

16. Seni would have been an R&B singer

17. Among would have been Vijay Mallya

18. Pu Lailunga would have been Napoleon

19. Oren would have been V.C of EFLU

20. Temsu would have been Osama Bin Laden

21. Apuii would have been Britney Spears

22. Alyssa would have been Hilary Clinton

23. Sammy would have been Michael Jackson

24. Rahul would have been Godzilla (with hair)

25. Geets would have been my Mom

26. Eli would have been Paris Hilton

27. Sagar would have been Bill Gates

28. Hewasa would have been Dakota Fanning

29. Nchum would have been Nick Carter

30. Wati would have been Jack Johnson's publicist
...and that's about it! Other takes are welcome!!!